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4/2/2009	We made time for Mourvedre, the Edward Cullen/Lord Byron of Forgotten Grapes.
4/10/2009	We gabbed about Grüner Veltliner, the Heidi Klum of Forgotten Grapes.
4/17/2009	We bandied about Brachetto D’Acqui, the Forgotten Grape Love Child of Strawberry Shortcake and Hawaiian Punch’s Punchy.
4/24/2009	We sifted through Semillon, the Monaco of Forgotten Grapes.
5/1/2009	We conferred on Carmenere, the Alec Baldwin/Charlie Sheen of Forgotten Grapes
5/8/2009	We chatted about Chenin Blanc, the Helen Mirren of Forgotten Grapes.
5/15/2009	We addressed Alicante Bouschet, the Knott’s Berry Farm of Forgotten Grapes.
5/22/2009	We gabbed about Gamay, the Cornell University of Forgotten Grapes.
5/29/2009	We journeyed Off The Drinkin’ Path and took a trip to Beaujolais, comparing the region and its wine cru to Major League Baseball and English Premier League soccer teams.
6/5/2009	We began June’s “Destiny’s Rhone” feature and voiced our opinion on Viognier, the Beyonce of Forgotten Grapes.
6/12/2009	“Destiny’s Rhone” continued as we rapped about Roussanne, the Kelly Rowland of Forgotten Grapes.
6/19/2009	We brought “Destiny’s Rhone” to a fitting conclusion as we marveled at Marsanne, the Michelle Williams (the other Michelle Williams) of Forgotten Grapes.
07/3/2009	We got sincere with Cinsault, the Posh Spice of Forgotten Grapes.
07/10/2009	We nestled up next to Negrette, the Marvin the Martian of Forgotten Grapes.
7/17/2009	We became one with Malvasia Bianca, the Joey Tribbiani of Forgotten Grapes.
7/31/2009	We blew out Blaufränksich, the W.C. Fields of Forgotten Grapes.
8/21/2009	We got to know Grenache Blanc, the Dolly Parton of Forgotten Grapes.
8/28/2009	We grew rather fond of Grenache Noir, the Bob Dylan of Forgotten Grapes.
09/10/2009	We mulled over Müller-Thurgau, the Forgotten Grapes version of Kelly LeBrock’s character from Weird Science.
09/20/2009	We tried to understand Trebbiano/Ugni Blanc, the Talented Mr. Ripley of Forgotten Grapes.
09/30/2009	We covered Cabernet Franc, the bassists of Forgotten Grapes.
10/20/2009	We turned to Tempranillo, the Pedro Almodovar of Forgotten Grapes.
10/30/2009	We made friends with Marechal Foch, named after General Ferdinand Foch, our first “United Grape of America.”
11/10/2009	We vivisected Vignoles, our second “United Grape of America.”
12/10/2009	We sorted out Seyval Blanc, the White (wine) Witch of the Frozen North, our third and last “United Grape of America.”
1/10/2010	We partied a little with Petite Sirah, which is also called Durif, the Glenn Danzig of Forgotten Grapes.
1/20/2010	We profiled Pinot Meunier, the Cooper Manning (Peyton and Eli’s older brother) of Forgotten Grapes.
1/30/2010	We canoodled with Carignan, the Snooki of Forgotten Grapes
2/10/2010	We surveyed Silvaner, the Best Supporting Actor and Best Supporting Actress Award of Forgotten Grapes