1974 Santa Thomasina de Calabria Rossobianco “Cerchio De Rocca” Riserva de Primi
Grenello
Again, I wish at the time of our Monaco tasting I had had a camera phone or any sort
of camera with us to take a picture of the bottle. It was the most unusual wine bottle
I’ve ever seen: pitch black, with almost a mahogany sheen to it, something akin to
a black pearl in the way it shimmered. The bottle itself was a classic Bordeaux model,
all high shoulders but with a surprisingly thin neck. Again, apparently the purpose
for the black glass and the thin neck is to limit the amount of light reaching the
wine, so as not to spoil it. The label looked to be handwritten (which makes sense,
as seeing as there’s no real competition for the wine, there’s no need for the vintners
to put extra time into creating fancy labels. The script was clean but somewhat shaky,
and had the look of an arthritic hand used to hand-marking each bottle of a vintage
for many decades prior. Then there was the wine itself, glistening inside the high-necked
pewter vessel in which it was served, shimmering with a dark silverly glint that
looked something like calm mossy seas under a full moon at the darkest of midnight.
From the nose, I only remember that new car smell and just the faintest hint of lime–I
never got the strawberries and currants that others claimed to smell, but then again
I didn’t let the wine sit in the glass and instead drank my ration quickly. But my
two notes are “brand new Cadillac interior–rich Corinthian leather!” and “salty margarita-am
I in Mexico?” Have I mentioned that I was drinking prior to enjoying the wine? Sadly,
I took no notes during my taste, but I do remember that saltiness lingering right
at the time of my tongue and the tannins just sucking my mouth clear dry. I suspect
this wine had no yet reached its own maturity, given how prominent the tannins were,
but seeing as it was a 1974, I wasn’t about to ask. The goat cheese was most definitely
there in the finish, as were lingering traces of the lime and rhubarb, but it was
remarkably clean and soft overall for a wine with such
tannins. It was truly a remarkable drinking experience,
and one that I am sad to say I will likely never be able to
recreate, no matter how much money I make anor how
long I search out my next bottle of Grenello.
One by one, each man entered the batting box that had been sketched out 90 feet from a regulation pitching mound inside the tent, stroked his bats across home plate to get his range and timing, dropped down into his stance, and took his swings as the pitches crossed the plate.
Not a single one of them made a single stroke of contact.
That is because it is virtually impossible to hit a 168 m.p.h. fastball.
The pitching prospect was a young man by the name of Hayden “Sidd” Finch. Finch has been born an orphan in England but was later adopted by an archeologist by the name of Francis Whyte-Finch, who died tragically in a plane crash in Nepal when Sidd was 17 years old. Sidd made his way to Harvard, where he was considered a loner and a recluse and showed no discernable talents or interests save one: the French Horn. He was a prodigy on the French Horn and devoted significant parts of each day to his craft, technique, and tone. And yet one day, without rhyme, reason, or explanation, he packed up his few scant belongings, dropped out of Harvard, and made his way to Tibet, where he took up with a sect of monks and began studying Buddhism.
Details get sketchy at this point, but according to Finch himself, it was while in Tibet that he discovered what he calls “the art of the pitch.” No one knows how long he spent studying or what exactly is involved in the “art of the pitch,” but for reasons once again unknown, Finch made his way to Maine, where a chance encounter lead him to demonstrate his pitching motion for the manager of the Tidewater Tides (the Mets’ Triple-A affiliate at the time), Bob Schaefer. It’s best to let Schaefer handle the description from here, via an article from Sports Illustrated:
“I am about to hurry on to the hotel when this kid points out a soda bottle on top of a fence post about the same distance home plate is from the pitcher's rubber. He rears way back, comes around and pops the ball at it. Out there on that fence post the soda bottle explodes. It disintegrates like a rifle bullet hit it—just little specks of vaporized glass in a puff. Beyond the post I could see the ball bouncing across the grass of the park until it stopped about as far away as I can hit a three-wood on a good day.
"I said, very calm, 'Son, would you mind showing me that again?'”
With a pitching motion described by some as akin to the one Goofy used to use in the old Walt Disney shorts, Finch demonstrated over and over again that he was able to throw a baseball with precise, pinpoint accuracy at velocities thought unknown to man.
Now, the idea of someone throwing a baseball 160 miles per hour is enough to make even the most casual baseball fan salivate in anticipation and excitement. Much in the same way that the thought of a white wine varietal that exhibits some of the same characteristics, tannins, and flavor components of red wines such as Cabernet, Syrah, and Mourvedre would elicit the same level of excitement. But a white varietal that gives off tannins and characteristics of a red wine, that’s as impossible as someone throwing at 168 miles per hour, right?
Well if you think that, then you don’t know Grenello.
Grenello is an Italian varietal of such scarcity, that it was for decades thought to be at first extinct, and then nothing more than a myth or a legend. But Grenello does exist, albeit in near inconsequential quantities, thanks in no small part to the efforts of one man. For like the red, white, and rose wines of the tiny Bellet appellation in the hills above Nice, whose stock is bought up in its entirety by shopkeepers, restaurateurs, and oenophiles in Nice, never to venture out further than the sun-dappled capes of the French Riviera, the greater sum of every Grenello harvest is bought up by one family and one family alone, and that wine which does make its way into the public domain does so only because the family allows it.
Because of this, Grenello may be the most rare and sought-after wine varietal on the face of the earth. It is a Forgotten Grape almost entirely bought and sold by one singular force, its entire market, the presence of every bottle, dictated by the whims of a single family, and perhaps by a single entity. But for those lucky enough to taste the wine (and on one absolutely amazing evening in Monaco, I was lucky enough to share half a glass of this remarkable wine–the story below), it remains an indelible experience, etched into that person’s id for the rest of their natural born life.
It is a grape unlike any other. It is Grenello and it has no equal. It is unlike anything you will ever drink in your life. An anomaly that has to be seen to be believed. Like a young man who’s never played baseball before throwing a pitch 168 miles per hour.
First, though, some known facts about the grape. Its origin are said to come from north Africa, specifically the steep, shale hills around what used to be known as Carthage and now encompasses Tunis. However, there are no traces now of any Grenello plantings ever existing in that region, as the Romans during their first siege of Carthage burned down all the vineyards that surrounded the city (which included Cinsault, Tempranillo, and Malvasia Nero as well as Grenello) and salted the soils so that nothing would ever grow in the area again. Today, small pockets of Grenello can be found in only two places, both in Italy: along the slope of a deep valley just south of the town of Otranto in the heel of Italy, and just north of Reggiano de Calabria on the toe of Italy, along the steep, rocky western slopes of the Straits of Messina that separate mainland Italy from Sicily. According to legend, it was Hannibal himself who brought the Grenello grape to Italy, planting it in both locations shortly before the end of the Second Punic War, when the great leader was called home to defend Carthage against the attacks of Roman General Scipio. It is said that Hannibal, who touted Grenello as his own personal wine, allowed for the plantings in these two locations to serve as a reminder that one day he would return to reconquer Italy, and he return and launch his invasion from one of these two points.
Grenello enjoyed up and down fortunes throughout most of the centuries following: it was at times considered a wine fit only for kings, while at other times it was deemed so unpopular as to be heretical. In fact, there was a short period during the late 14th century when the Pope Silence XII actually declared the Grenello grape to be a “sin against God” (due to the confusing nature of the wine produced) and growing or producing Grenello was deemed to be a sin and an at of heresy within the Church, leading to the near extinction of the grape (that the Pope Silence’s brother controlled the town of Calabria and used his brother’s decree as a way to grab the land north of his town on the cheap and then ship all Grenello wine directly to the Vatican for some handsome prices probably has nothing to do with his decree. Right...)
At the turn of the 20th Century, Grenello was back in vogue, thanks to a group of American and other European expatriates who had discovered the grape from themselves and embraced it. But then came World War I, which once again nearly single-handedly destroyed almost all of the Grenello vineyards in Italy and nearly drove the grape once again into extinction (the Italian and German armies’ insistence of building shipyards and forts around key points of the Italian coast is responsible for that). It was only because of the post-war efforts of one man who had taken such a liking to the grape that it survives, but it comes so at the price of this man (and now his family’s) obsession and passionate devotion to the grape that very few in the rest of the world are familiar with it.
So what makes Grenello so special? Well, on top of the unique embryonic seeding the vines undergo and the secondary transformation brought on by these xygotes, what really differentiates Grenello is that the grape produces a white wine that contains the same roundness, heavy tannic structure, and muted acidity of some of the biggest red wine grapes in the world. That Grenello’s skin is pale green to the point of almost a silvery sheen only exacerbates this phenomenon. No matter how long the must is allowed to macerate on its skin, it still maintains a pale green, almost silvery color, yet loses none of its tannic heft. The secret, it’s said, lies in the larger-than-normal seeds of the Grenello grape, which contain extremely large amounts of tannic acid that are imparted into the pulp and juice during the growing season. Even when the grape is crushed and pressed and the juice is immediately siphoned off with minimal skin and seed contact (as most white wines are prepared), the tannins still remain. Because of this, many Grenellos are aged for long periods of time in oak, and it is said that they can actually take years–and sometimes decades–to properly age and mature. Unfortunately, because so few Grenello wines actually make it into the hands of wine lovers around the world, there is no real guide to exactly how long maturity takes, or how long a vintage Grenello can remain fresh and lively in the bottle without spoiling.
Now you may ask, how exactly do you, Chris, know all about this grape if I’ve never heard of it. Well, the answer to that is a bit of luck, fate, and happenstance. Let me
take you back to August 25th, 2006. Teresa and I had just completed hosting our first ever Words & Wine Writers’ Retreat in the Rhone valley and found ourselves down in Monaco that evening with our friends and business partners Rachel and Raphael (owners of the Notre Dame de Cousignac winery and co-owners of Words and Wine with us). As it turns out, August 25th, 2006 was also the same evening of the UEFA Super Cup football match, also held in Monaco, between two Spanish sides: Sevilla and my favorite football in the world, Barcelona. When I learned of this the night before, I tried desperately to get tickets, but failing that (the event was sold out, and scalpers were asking for outrageous amounts), I ended up donning my Barca jersey and watching the match in the Stade de Monaco from outside of the stadium, on a low hill inside the ground of the Royal Palace (it’s open to the public) while Teresa, Raphael, and Rachel toured the grounds. At the half, I met up with my compatriots and we decided to get dinner at one of the restaurants in the Palace area (which were closing up for the night, as the game started around 9pm). Little did we know why they were closing: for upon the conclusion of the game, nearly 50,000 Spaniards streamed out of the stadium onto the streets of the Palace area, and the restaurant owner wanted nothing to do with them.
However, from out of the crowd came a very well-appointed and impeccably tailored Italian man (as we later learned) who clearly was well-known to the owner of the restaurant and a friend of the place. Along with his small entourage, we watched as he paid the owner to keep the place open just for him and his friends (as we later found out, the man had placed a wager on Sevilla and had done quite well for himself, as Sevilla vanquished Barca that night 3-0). Because we were still eating, the restaurant owner asked the man if we could stay to at least finish and pay our bill, and the Italian man we never learned his name) relented.
Then, he saw my Barcelona jersey and noticed how heartbroken I was upon learning the score, and as translated from his Italian through the restaurant owner into French then into English from Raphael, asked if we’d been at the game. I replied that we had not, which was translated back to him, and through multiple interpretations, he learned that we were Americans visiting and that Raphael and Raphael owned a winery. I don’t know if he was enamored with us, whether it was pity for Barcelona’s loss, or just his own gregariousness, but the man was nice enough to offer our table one glass of the wine he was drinking (as we later learned from the owner, the man had made arrangements with him the day before and brought two bottles in with him: one to drink if Sevilla won, and other to drink if Sevilla lost. I suspect he would have had to sell the first bottle off if Sevilla had lost, but that is neither here nor there).
So the glass was brought over, we all sipped from it, and it was the most remarkable wine experience I’ve ever put in my mouth. Completely unexpected based on the color of the wine and the serving vessel (more on this below), and when we inquired, the man explained that this was an incredibly rare bottle of a varietal called Grenello.
Thus the curiosity was born.
He explained a few basics of the grape to us (as neither I nor Raphael had ever heard of it), and let us examine the bottle (though he held it as we did; apparently even the Grenello bottles are exceedingly rare and can be sold on the open market for thousands), and I furiously scribbled on the paper placemat all the information I could remember about the bottle and the wine.
Suffice to say, when we returned to the States, I began researching the grape and inquiring about it, but found virtually nothing. It’s taken several years, but all the knowledge I’ve imparted here is everything I’ve collected about the grape. There is stuff out there on the Internet, but it is few and far between. And of course, I’ve never seen another bottle listed or for sale anywhere. Not that I make nearly enough to afford one.
But often people ask me what got me interested in Forgotten Grapes and letting people know about all these lesser-known and uncommon grapes of wine. Normally, I tell them something about how when I got back from France that first time, I couldn’t find any of the grapes we’d drunk over there back at home, and all my wine drinking friends were sucking back nothing but Cabs, Merlots, Chards, and Pinots and I wasn’t going to stand for that any longer. But the truth is, it was really Grenello that piqued my curiosity and started me on this Forgotten Grapes quest. I only hope another day comes when I’ll be able to taste this Forgotten Grape Grenello, the Sidd Finch of Forgotten Grapes, once again in my lifetime. It would be a lot like watching a man throw a baseball at 168
miles per hour.