Twisted Oak 2011 "*%#&@!" (Potty Mouth) Calaveras County Red Rhone Blend

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Twisted Oak 2011 "*%#&@!" (Potty Mouth) Calaveras County Red Rhone Blend

The best [bleep]ing red Rhone blend from [bleep]ing Calaveras [bleep]ing County you'll ever [bleep]ing drink or else we'll [bleep] [bleep][bleep] in your [bleep] [bleep].

Availability: Out of stock

Our Price: $19.00
Chris Says: How do we know this wine is, to quote Moe Szyslak, "awesomely outrageous?" When the first six words on the back label read, and we quote, "Sounds like Cluck, pairs with duck". Honestly, we should just drop the mic right there (this wine certainly does). 69% Mourvedre, 19% Syrah, and 12% Grenache - and honestly, you never see MSG blends anywhere; hell, you don't even see MSG in Chinese food joints anymore. It's a full-frontal and in-your-face assault of spices and pepper and blueberry and cherry that will leave you breathless and panting and wanting more...like a Sam Kinison concert or a night with Amy Schumer [rimshot] Hey yo! We'll be here all week. You've been a fantastic audience. Don't forget to tip your waitress and enjoy the veal!

Twisted Oak 2011 "*%#&@!" (Potty Mouth) Calaveras County Red Rhone Blend Profile

Style Red
Varietal Mourvedre, Syrah, Grenache
Country / State California
Region Calaveras County
Key Attributes Black Pepper, Black Raspberry, Blueberry, Cherry, Cinnamon, Clove, Spices